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就算女人如穿戴着，有些女人也是你穿戴不起的牌子。

Even if women are clothes, some women are also brands you can't afford.

别人琴棋书画样样精通。我就厉害了，我煎炒烹炸啥啥都吃。

Others are proficient in playing, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm so bad. I fry and cook everything.

The life of a woman - naughty when she was a child, grew up to Taobao, worked for gold, married Taomi, aged, eliminated.

如果贫困受到限制了你的想要象力，为什么你还能想要出那么多简便的不是不曾暴躁，是不让有暴躁，因为不曾人哄会很尴尬。

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many money saving people who are not grumpy or not angry, because no one coax will be embarrassed.

你责骂我单人游戏打的反之亦然说什么？我又不会把单人游戏删了，我只会把你删了。

What do you scold me for playing games? I won't delete the game again. I will just delete you.

唐诗三百首基本上就讲了三件事：宫前好寂寞、从前好辛苦、朋友来了、朋友拜拜。

There are three things about 300 Tang Poems: loneliness in palace, hard work in fighting, friends coming and friends worshiping.

也因寂寞悲痛欲绝，谈过几次恋爱。谁知早早，轻轻松松被踹！

Also because of loneliness, difficult to bear, have talked about several times in love. Who knows that many times of war and defeat, light loose is kicked!

得人不吓人，吓人的是得人的人是我；得人的人是我也不是很吓人，吓人的是只有我得人。

Poverty is not terrible, the terrible is that the poor is me; the poor are me and I am not very terrible, and the terrible is that only I am poor.

等我有了钱，就要买两辆宝马在前面开路，我在后面驾自行车上下班。

When I have money, I buy two BMW to open the road in front of me. I go to work by bike in the back.

你说你愿意和我白头到老，不来，我想要脸孔飘飘。

You said you would like to be with me forever, no, I want to have black hair floating.

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